"Sorry for the inconvenience, I couldn’t see where I was going with my head so far up my own ass."
-White “people” who think their opinions matter
"There’s no such thing as trying too hard. Also TV shows that don’t have any actual jokes are the best ones."
-White “people” who like things for no reason
White “people” still watch The Simpsons.
You’re all stupid.
"Check out what I learned in college, how to be exactly like everyone else I know."
-White “people” who’s parents think they’re doing them a favor by paying for “further education”
Sometimes the amount of opportunity that white “people” have is just too much for them to handle.
"People" in America have things like support groups in order to help tell each other that their bad qualities aren’t their fault. It’s not your fault you chose to love hot dogs so much, don’t worry.