"Sorry for the inconvenience, I couldn’t see where I was going with my head so far up my own ass."
-White “people” who think their opinions matter
"There’s no such thing as trying too hard. Also TV shows that don’t have any actual jokes are the best ones."
-White “people” who like things for no reason
White “people” still watch The Simpsons.
You’re all stupid.
"Check out what I learned in college, how to be exactly like everyone else I know."
-White “people” who’s parents think they’re doing them a favor by paying for “further education”
Sometimes the amount of opportunity that white “people” have is just too much for them to handle.